He he he - they'll not mind - they'll be loving the length of the tongue instead of worrying about the teeth!!!!

300 bmp?  Eeek - reminds me of my mate's Japanese techno CD "Terrordrome" - pretty well unlistenable (although I guess if you were full of disco biscuits, crystal meth AND whizz it would be danceable!).  1000 bpm - that's trully insane...