:banghead: They drive me up the ******* wall. Just had to say it.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0752857592/qid=1115127508/026-6551254-2795609 Well worth a listen! An fun and informative listen, there are several sketches of arguments etc. which you have actually been involved in for real :0
That's OK, because you metamorphise into your father and the two of you can gang up on the children, who are just as annoying as you were at their age (using 'you' in the context of 'one' rather than meaning you personally).
women are insane, the sooner you realise and accept this the sooner you can cope with their insanity. of course men are little better..... except me of course i'm perfect. cheers julian.
All women are indeed insane, and all men are bastards. You just have to choose a woman whose type of insanity insanity complements your own type of bastard-ness. Just make sure doesn't get anywhere near your turntable with a feather duster.
Women are okay, but at times they don't half **** with your head, though never have I met a woman more able to do so than my ex-girlfriend, who manages to confuse the hell out of me whilst I still can't help but think how lovely she is. On Sunday after her parents had came to visit she saw fit to tell me how her mother is 'obsessed' with me (given that I've only spoken to her mother for about 5 minutes, I can't help but wonder why this would be the case, presumably because of what my ex-gf has told her about me, which begs the question, why is she my ex-girlfriend and not still my girlfriend ). Then a week earlier she told me how she was talking about me to her best friend and mum over Easter, and how great her mum thinks I am, so much so that her friend apparently joked 'why don't you marry this Will then?'. Why does she see fit to tell me these things? Then yesterday, after having an abysmal day (got absolutely soaked in a storm, lost my mobile in a taxi, and had a really crap shift at work), she decides its funny to wind me up by asking over and over 'have you found your phone yet?' :JPS: then somehow manages to still end up upset when I tell her she's not funny and would she please stop nagging. Then when I apologise to her for upsetting her and taking my anger out on her, she says its not my fault and I did nothing wrong. I could go on but I'm sure you get the idea.....
I think the underlying problem is that women think blokes are equipped with advanced mind-reading technology that enables us to decipher the words that they speak, knowing that when they say 'X' they mean 'Y', unless they mean 'Z', though very occasionally they actually do mean 'X'. There is answer to this problem, but after a few drinks it doesn't really matter, as the next day you can plead innocent on the grounds of drunkeness.
I cant be doin with them. Too many hormones in them. And if you dont respond to a text, oh god...........
Ha! Mrs H has a strategy of never replying to text messages under any circumstances. The elder daughter was helping her with some technical glitch with her mobile phone and said 'Du you realise you've got about 50 unread messages?' to which Mrs H responded 'Delete the lot. If they need to contact me they can write me a letter'.
I have just returned from a weeks hols with the gf, now she is really strange, I really can't live with her more than a day or two. I have no idea how I managed to keep calm. bloody ryanair changed the flight times without letting me know, too.they were supposed to email. I checked, no email, turned up on time, flight had gone, had to find an hotel for the night, taxi, ended up goin to hospital with asthma at the stress of it all....asking for compensation ,don't hold your breath.....
The first 6 months of a relationship is the best time, when you are both still trying to impress one another & everything is new. After that it's all downhill....
Me neither - got better things to do with my time and don't want kids anyway! A good shag'd be nice, but after that, nah, I'll stick with the many female mates I have and leave it at that
I'm on a trial separation, she undersands giving space as much as she understands listening to music, blah, blah,blah she said, blah, blah,blah I said, blah, blah,blah and my mum reckons, blah, blah,blah...... ..... blah, blah,blah and my dad agrees.... ... blah, blah,blah how much bandwidth have you got on here? :SLEEP:
That's what I did with my last ex - err, 3 years ago. Yep, that's how averse to all the stupid female bullsh*t I am! The fact she was a serial wallet rifler whilst not putting out really wasn't anything to do with it Oh - remember the Ross/Rachel Friends thing re Trial Seperations - women will NEVER accept the "We were on a break" thing if YOU get a pull, but if the booty's on HER foot, it's perfectly acceptable. Bloody double standards.
