At this point I'd better let y'all know that:

a) sports bikes are rubbish and all look the same

b) BMWs are rubbish except the 3.0csi

c) Subaru Imprezzas are rubbish and ugly

d) the only bikes that are actually cool are those where you can see the engine, and usually have less than 4 cylinders

e) the only bikers that are actually cool are those who don't look like a power ranger

f) speed is irelevant, it's how cool you are (especially on a bike, as you're rarely cool in a car unless it's a Blower Bentley or similar)