Just having a bit of fun here Leonard so don't take too much offense.

Tranlation: I'm scared of them, give me a good old Triumph!

Translation: I own a 3.0csi, the rest are therefor shit by definition.

Translation: I judge books by their covers.

Translation: I'm old, really old.

Translation: I think I have taste that's above everyone else's.

Translation: Where'd I put my medication?