Guzzi actually, and tuned to give similar performance to a modern 600, however I neglected to upgrade the brakes and suspension sufficiently  Besides, old Triumphs might be cool but they tend to leak oil...

I'd love to, but they're rather expensive!

OK, Imprezas are rubbish because they're ugly  (see below)

A modern 4 cylinder bike tends to squeal like a little girl. I prefer a bike to roar, even if it's a bit slower...

May I refer the honourable gentleman to this damning piece of evidence:

Imagine having a matching outfit and bike to go with a hi vis vest!!!!

This is cool:

And all right thinking people will know this is not: