:beer: :guiness: :slayer: :guitar: :techno: :drum: :punk: :boogie: :banana: ITS FRIDAY FOLKS.....
Yep, and I have finished my tablets and so am ready to make a return to the bar scene. In other words I am gonna get RATTED!
does this mean i've become trans generational? by age i'm generation x - all ennui and angst but in attitude i'm post mtv - i.e. i feel neither highs nor lows. so i don't really care about it being friday but long for the days when i did. no excuse me that makes me an old git with responsibilities - bugger. cheers julian
I may be an ancient baby boomer but I'll be feeling a man half my age this weekend Hmmm! Perhaps I could have phrased that better Then again :torkmada: My weekend begins 7 minutes from now! :slayer:
GO FOR IT Chris My weekend will be landing in 2h45m - and I'll be taking off whenever my mates from Reading arrive, and won't land until sometime on Sunday - the children of clubland won't be safe!!! Oh - and I'm for once going to make a concerted effort to make myself "feel" younger too - watch out club minxes and vixens (they'll probably be munters but I'll not be noticing)... Paul - good one on the tablets - you should get some more and skip the drink I on the other hand have a fridge full of Grolsch so my weekend should be pretty mashed up and remixed... Is the Plymouth psy-trance scene ready for the Reading/Exeter massif???
Let's 'chest hope the experience isn't too hair raising then!! Enjoy!! -------------------- Fridays are OK, but Saturdays are definitely my fave day of the week! :MILD:
TWO HOURS TO GO EEE HEEE!!! Two hours before Kentucky Fried Chicken I've had a couple of pints of wife beater so I'm already high with anticipation Man, I am gonna get mangled tonight. Hopefully might get some leg over too. I want a nice shaven ***** to lick. Failing that, I'll do with 10 pints and a knuckle shuffle :lol:
Just don't either get Whiskey Dick, or do a Moff (Human Traffic) - "WHO YOU BEEN CALLING IN TAIWAN, BOY!" What's the deal with shaven ***** though - so long as they make sure it's not all falling out it can't be THAT bad to rug munch... The last time I got an opportunity she had the painters in and I'm not THAT sick....
I much prefer shaven ***** to be honest mate. Dont like having a gobful of pubes, makes me wretch sometimes, especially when I've had a few. I dont even mind returning the favour, but it has to be more than a one nighter for me to do that
Charming. And no doubt the lucky lady in question will absolutely adore a lagered-up tyke going at her like a dog with its snout in a bowl of Chum.
Ron, I do detect a hint of Green in that statement sir?, Paul is standmuffin par excellence, his ***** pulling skills are legendary, along with his Chuck hurling ability, he's considered a prize catch from north of watford
CHRIST!!! I nearly spat my tea all over the (8 weeks old) NEC TFT monitor just then - pure class!!! Not pleasant imagery but funny nonetheless... So Paul, are you saying you'd shave your pubes off then? Stuff that... As for favours - the lucky woman who gets me (hopefully this weekend) will find I'm a MUCH better giver than a receiver.... Ahem... Roll up roll up ladies - it's your lucky day (or not) - oh, and roll up one as well while you're, err, rolling up
It was more a suggestion of how he might improve his technique. That's about ten-pint speed. Green, moi? I've got the testimonials here should you wish to view them... :JPS:
Of course we're assuming he's got it up after 10 pints too He he he - well, I guess you could make the foreplay last long enough to be sober enough... As for green - he he he - I hear ya. C'mon clock - I have to get out of ir (work!).
Aye i'd shave the hairy triangle off if thats what she really wanted. Makes the cock look bigger anyhow I'll have to put myself in the shoes of a dog fasting on pedigree chum the next time - sounds like a great tip
Hmm, I've had problems with that in the past, the fact she was absolutley minging didnt help either though
