*yay*

Just out of curiosity PBirkett, do you sneak the lass into your house and try not wake up your parents, do you 'get it on in the car' or do you hope she's got a place?

 

Ouch. Below the belt. Official warning.

C'mon the boy's just looking forward to a bit of fun on a Friday night. The thrill of the chase, the raw taste of anticipation and all that. It's just talk. I bet he's a real softy deep down, likes it with the lights dimmed, a gentle breeze blowing through the curtains, a plaintive sax wail in the background, and a nice fat pinkie up the jacksie...

 

Ok I probably over stepped the mark there.
I apologise.
It's just something that I always had to deal with.

Everyone have a good weekend!

 

The former, cos its more comfy than the car

If I'm feeling flush a hotel is a better option (especially if its someone you'd rather not take home ).

 

LMAO! Honest till the end!

Take what your given hey mate

 

whats a weekend off ?
ive got a tongue thats 10" long and ive learned how to breath through my ears

 

get yourself one of these
http://www.pussysnorkel.com/facts.htm

your companion will thank you for it.


cheers

julian

 

and you just happened to have that link to hand>?

lol!

 

damn, hoist by my own petard.....
cheers


julian

 

Actually - funny thing about shaven balls is - it's GOT to be good all round. Let's face it - there's nothing worse than cycling to work (or walking somewhere or whatever), getting the chap out for a whizz, and then being attacked with this minging rotting fetid smell - no matter how many showers you've had in the last few hours...

Why can't you use deodorant on your balls anyway? WHY does it sting?

Anyway, that said (I'm pretty sure it's not just me who has that situation I hasten to add!) I'm off to go large now - have a corker dudes!

 

Quite a night out. Met a lass who I think is very nice, and she got my number, so hopefully it will amount to something, I reckon shes lovely, so just wait and see if she texts me.....

 

So Paul master snout sniffer, did you get to do any 'Chum Nuzzling'

 

Nah not last night mate, but hopefully it wont be long till this dog gets it bowl...

 

You guys, eh?

Shaven pussies and various forced doggie positions!! I'm gonna report you lot to the RSPCA!

My prefered way of getting back in touch with nature is with plants, give me a nice ever-green full bush anyday, rather than the boring deciduous species! :MILD:

Maybe I should be investing in one of Ju's contraption.

 

i might be off to the tidy trax weekender next week.if i get this ticket i will be sharing a challette with three girls that ive never met before.yummy.

 

I did

It was

And I do feel 22 again

As the saying goes - * YAY *

 

Nice work Paul and Chris...

While I didn't get any (phone) numbers, I did get a couple of decent hugs, a couple of pecks on the cheek and a couple of dances - and that was with 6 different ladies so that wasn't all bad hey?

One WICKED night out too - good phat tunes, a really friendly vibe, and anything went, and did, so sorted! I'll be going back there again soon