An observation by hippy 07:00 female wakes up,vists toilet,has wash,prepares breakfast ect,ect 08:00 alrm goes off male grumbles abuse in genral direction of alarm ,scratches balls and turns over for another few zz's female on hearing male,enters bathroom 08:20 male gets up mumbling about some small animal leaving a deposit in his mouth and heads for toilet,finding the way blocked by an amazon rainforest . 08:30 male makes cup of coffea,and rolls first spliff of the day 08:35 female emerges wrapped in all the towels from tropical rain forest,steals males spliff and heads of to bedroon,uttering foreign phrases such as make" me a coffee ." 08:36 male returns to coffee and new spliff 8:45 male enters shower 08:50 males emerges from shower ,female asks weres her coffee 08:59 male fully dressed and ready to go 09:00 agreed departure time 09:10 female emerges from bedroon half clothed asking weres her coffee and what did i want for breakfast 09:11 male makes coffee 09:25 female emerges from bedroom fully dressed,complains the coffees cold and sits down to eat breakfast sh'ed prepared earlier 09:30 male rolls another spliff 09:45 female washes up breakfast things 09:50 female decides what shoes to wear 09:55 male decides to make us of time by visting toilet 10:00 shes finally ready 10:01 male emerges from toilet,gives advise about leaving it a bit if she neads to go 10:01 female acuses male of always neading to go to the toilet just as were ready to go out 10:05 we finally leave olny 1 hour 5 minutes late greatings from amsterdam,on day 5 already,not sure the other 4 days have gone but its been fun,found a couple of hifi shops, and a few intresting bits (component wise) in a junk market..have managed to convince miss hippy that she wanted to go shopping on her own today,that may have been a mistake :MILD:
