None of my cartridge deaths can be blamed on my taste in clothing. I can't quite remember how the first one died, it was a Decca FFSS and happened so long ago that I can only remember it's death, not the reasons.
The second was a Ortofon MC10 Supreme, I killed that with a yellow duster whilst polishing the deck.
The most dramatic cartridge death I've experienced was when my then-toddler daughter tugged on the turntable mains lead, causing the turntable to dangle dangerously several inches from the floor. The turntable was OK up to that point, but as I was attempting to restore it to its stand, it slipped from my hands and landed face-down on the wooden floor.
Fortunately, the turntable itself survived relatively unscathed, and the terminally-damaged cartridge was 'only' a £50 MM (though £50 was a lot of money back then, blah blah)