Candles

From here.

http://candles.genwax.com/candle_instructions/___0___what_candle.htm

Candles, wax, wicks! Great stuff

 

Ooh I think I will put some night-lights (sorry 'Glimma') on and enjoy some music

 

yeah, lovely - but I'm enjoying the later sunsets we're having now...

 

Candles are a fire hazard!

 

I hope your going to put the candle on a three point spike system on top of a townshend seismic sink.

Also rubbing waitrose coleslaw on the candle makes it resonate less.

 

you do realise that staring too long into a candle flame can rip a hole in the space time continuum and allow sug-frothog to burst forth, once fully manifested he will suck your soul out through your eyes and condemn it to howling dispair in the darkest dimensions extant. once your soul is consumed sug-frothog will then stalk the world feeding on the souls of others until, well he gets a bit bored and buggers off home.
for pity's sake do not stare too deeply into the seductive shimmer of a naked flame - doom is all you'll find, doooooooom i tells you.

 

Candles schmandles.