Herewith my modest explanation of the Mana Effect, which got me into terrible trouble in another Forum (not even the Mana one!):
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On Phase 1
Things sound better, much more fun
Textures from the mud come out clean and bright
This old Manas seen the light
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On Phase 2
Add Soundstage, adjust the screws
Startling music gains, big Epiphany!
PRaT and groove and tunefully
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Now Phase 3
Glass must ring on tapping, see?
Tunes are followed now, like I've never heard
You should buy some, take my word!
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At Phase 4
Even higher off the floor
Still it simply gets better all the time
Got no Manas? That's a crime!
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Hits Phase 5
Music seems much more alive
Ladder needed now, records for to change
I don't care if wife thinks strange
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Stainless spikes
Musicality hits new heights
Crisp and clean and clear, more of everything
This tweak makes your music sing
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Logo's new
You now need a gross or two
Smooth in, Gothic out, elegant new letters
And I swear it even sounds better
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Stainless frame
Non-magnetic is the aim
Stunning looks and sounds better than before
Painful jaw from hitting floor
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To Phase 6
Music is my major fix
Room completely bare, furniture is sold
To buy Mana, audio gold!
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At Phase 7
Mana truly is from heaven!
Well, I'm almost there, why am I surprised?
Watson should be canonized!
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Now Phase 8
Playing music morn to late
Feet tap all the time, really it's not fair
Costs a bomb in shoe repair
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At Phase 9
Atmosphere's thin, need air line
MoA demands flashing warning lights
To divert incoming flights
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Reached Phase 10
But I have to start again
Slipped above snowline, whole lot fell down too
Where's my spanner? Much to screwââ'¬Â¦