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The Sorcerors Apprentice, from the Fantasia film soundtrack....

which is a bit different because normally I listen to prog rock and metal!
 
Hi,

Been listening to

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and

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super, i have just found a very rare dennis brown and diamonds music, we had a ball last night,
 
Boney M? Seriously? I still have them at #1 for some of the most stupid lyrics ever! :D.

Sorry, shouldn't knock anyone's taste.
 
Dev said:
Boney M? Seriously? I still have them at #1 for some of the most stupid lyrics ever! :D.

Sorry, shouldn't knock anyone's taste.
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Hi Dev,

As a collector of disco music, Boney M were one of the biggest sellers of that era in Europe. They had some good moments on that album as well as some not so good ones.

Did you know that the 5th and 10th best selling singles in the UK are by Boney M?

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I know, and I'm really sorry Dean.


But...

These lyrics always make me laugh/cringe (depending on mood)


There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

(Spoken:)
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

(Spoken:) Oh, those Russians...
 
UGHHHH, no wonder real groups that made real life meaning lyrics are either dead or retired, if you think those lyrics are bad, please translate abba's no sense to any of them specially "all" dancing queen, what a great music industry that was when they focused on young girls to sell home made super groups,
 
Hi Dev,

If you think those lyrics are bad, you need to look around at more songs.

I like this one

Telegram Sam Telegram Sam
You're my main man

Golden Nose Slim Golden Nose Slim
I know's where you' ve bin
Purple Pie Pete Purple Pie Pete
Your lips are like lightning
Girls melt in the heat

Telegram Sam
You're my main man
Telegram Sam
You're my main man

Bobby's alright Bobby's alright
He's a natural born poet
He's just outa sight
Jungle-faced Jake
Jungle-faced Jake
I say make no mistake
About Jungle-faced Jake

Automatic shoes
Automatic shoes
Give me three D vision
And the California blues
Me I funk but I don't care
I ain't no square with my corkscrew hair

Telegram Sam Telegram Sam

I'm a Howlin' Wolf






How about these corkers.


"Squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg." The Lemon Song, Led Zeppelin

"I don't want to see a ghost, it's the sight that I fear most. I'd rather eat a piece of toast, and watch the evening news." Life, Des'ree

"I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango?" Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen

"Caught beneath the landslide in a champagne supernova in the sky." Champagne Supernova, Oasis

"Touch my bum, this is life." Cheeky Song, The Cheeky Girls

"We'll start over again, grow ourselves new skin. Get a house in Devon, drink cider from a lemon." Buck Rogers, Feeder

"Keep the blood flowin' down to your feet, Brother Lois will be around in a minute, with a bucket filled with squirreled meat." Superfunkycalifragisexy, Prince

"I'm sorry that I doubted you, I was so unfair. You were in a car crash and you lost all your hair." Don't Pass Me By, The Beatles

"I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house. I don't know why I call him Gerald." Bike, Pink Floyd

"I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer." Rhythm Is A Dancer, Snap

"I hope my legs don't break, walking on the moon." Walking On The Moon, The Police

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains." Whenever, Wherever, Shakira

"Snot running down his nose, greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes, Drying in the cold sun, watching as the frilly panties run." Aqualung, Jethro Tull

"I'm down on my knees, searching for the answer...Are we human, or are we dancer?" Human, Killers

"Oh babe, I wanna put my log in your fireplace." Burn Bitch Burn, Kiss

"Now you're amazed by the VIP posse, steppin' so hard like a German Nazi." Play That Funky Music, Vanilla Ice

"She has brown sugar all over her booga-wooga." Kinky Reggae, Bob Marley and the Wailers

"Fox hole love, pie in your face, living in and out of a big fat suitcase." Around The World, Red Hot Chili Peppers

"Let me put my love into you babe, let me cut your cake with my knife." Let Me Put My Love Into You, AC/DC

"So many lyrics, we keep them in stores. We've even got them comin' out of our pores." Let's Get Ready to Rumble, PJ & Duncan


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ok, let's have fun, name all the artistes that don mc. fetured on the lyrics of his song "AMERICAN PYE" THE DAY THAT MUSIC DIED,
 

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