erecting crimbo trees.

when will you be erecting yours?

  • already erected

    Votes: 2 7.1%

  • around now i like to erect mine

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • mine will be erect in about a week

    Votes: 3 10.7%

  • i like to erect mine about three weeks before crimbo

    Votes: 1 3.6%

  • well i like to give it two weeks before crimbo before i become fully erect

    Votes: 5 17.9%

  • one week of erection before the big day.

    Votes: 9 32.1%

  • i like to leave it to the last minute before i go erecting things

    Votes: 3 10.7%

  • never. we dont do the erecting ritual thing where i come from.

    Votes: 5 17.9%
  • Total voters
    28
It's already erect. Wifey took care of that. She likes it up early and looking splendid, then does nothing with it apart from the occassional tweak.

In previous years we had a natural erection but suffered with droopage towards the end of festive session. So last year we invested in an artificial one. It may not have the smell of a natural erection but you can't beat the staying power and there are fewer problems with unsightly deposits on the carpet ;)

Regards

Hex
 
its really annoying how they like to rearrange the position of a fully erected erection , dont get me wrong, i do like to experiment with different erection positions within the room but not twice a day.
 
Speaking of different positions; be careful when positioning your erection near a radiator - mine got badly singed one year, resulting in a terrible smell and some unsightly browning to the end. Most embarrasing.
 
tomson said:
Speaking of different positions; be careful when positioning your erection near a radiator - mine got badly singed one year, resulting in a terrible smell and some unsightly browning to the end. Most embarrasing.
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Mine has metal wire up the middle which has the dual benefit of keeping it firm and conducting away excess heat :cool:
 
last night i had the most beautifull , natural 7 ft erection in my living room i have ever seen and it was still there this morning. yay.
just hope i can keep it up until crimbo.
 
Well, it's been over two years since I got one up but I made a start yesterday and managed to get an eight foot erection in the window for the neighbours to see. It was a little too bushy and it would have hidden my ornaments. I spent yesterday snipping away at the fuzz and now I'm busy hanging out my balls, which I'll have you know are quite impressive and on display for all to see.
 
Oh dear I feel quite inadequate as my erection only reached under just under 7 foot, but it was right up to the ceiling.......
My wife wanted small balls this year, and she also said it had to flash. Mind you she couldn't reach right to the point.
 

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