erecting crimbo trees.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by rob, Nov 28, 2004.

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when will you be erecting yours?

  1. already erected

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  2. around now i like to erect mine

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  3. mine will be erect in about a week

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  4. i like to erect mine about three weeks before crimbo

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  5. well i like to give it two weeks before crimbo before i become fully erect

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  6. one week of erection before the big day.

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  7. i like to leave it to the last minute before i go erecting things

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  8. never. we dont do the erecting ritual thing where i come from.

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    17.9%
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    Hex Spurt

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    It's already erect. Wifey took care of that. She likes it up early and looking splendid, then does nothing with it apart from the occassional tweak.

    In previous years we had a natural erection but suffered with droopage towards the end of festive session. So last year we invested in an artificial one. It may not have the smell of a natural erection but you can't beat the staying power and there are fewer problems with unsightly deposits on the carpet ;)

    Regards

    Hex
     
    Hex Spurt, Dec 1, 2004
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    rob SCHMOOOOKIN

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    its really annoying how they like to rearrange the position of a fully erected erection , dont get me wrong, i do like to experiment with different erection positions within the room but not twice a day.
     
    rob, Dec 1, 2004
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    tomson

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    Speaking of different positions; be careful when positioning your erection near a radiator - mine got badly singed one year, resulting in a terrible smell and some unsightly browning to the end. Most embarrasing.
     
    tomson, Dec 2, 2004
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    technobear Ursine Audiophile

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    Mine has metal wire up the middle which has the dual benefit of keeping it firm and conducting away excess heat :cool:
     
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    rob SCHMOOOOKIN

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    last night i had the most beautifull , natural 7 ft erection in my living room i have ever seen and it was still there this morning. yay.
    just hope i can keep it up until crimbo.
     
    rob, Dec 5, 2004
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    Tom Alves

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    Well, it's been over two years since I got one up but I made a start yesterday and managed to get an eight foot erection in the window for the neighbours to see. It was a little too bushy and it would have hidden my ornaments. I spent yesterday snipping away at the fuzz and now I'm busy hanging out my balls, which I'll have you know are quite impressive and on display for all to see.
     
    Tom Alves, Dec 14, 2004
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    lordsummit moderate mod

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    Oh dear I feel quite inadequate as my erection only reached under just under 7 foot, but it was right up to the ceiling.......
    My wife wanted small balls this year, and she also said it had to flash. Mind you she couldn't reach right to the point.
     
    lordsummit, Dec 14, 2004
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