Northern Bakeoff - POSSIBLE PROBLEM

I'm most definitely on the 'death to wasps' side of the argument here. As far as I'm concerned its an inter-species war with no holds barred, a sort of jihad in which anything goes, from burning the little f*****ers with magnifying glasses, through flamethrowers and other such devices, and I would even consider a battlefield nuke quite acceptable (if we could ensure just wasps got hit and there be no nasty after effects that is ). Generally the more outrageous the method used and the highest 'wasp count' achieved the better…… Loved the 'petrol down the wasps nest' story further up

Anyone read 'The Wasp Factory' by Ian Banks?? Some good ideas in there……

Ps. On a bit of a rant here – took the kids round the zoo today and spent most of it being dive bombed by kamikaze wasps who were obviously after all the sticky juice and ice cream etc in all the bins…….