train pornography

[MO!]

I realise you were exaggerating and pretty humorous it was too but IME you'd be unlucky to experience even one of the things you mentioned on your list on the average UK train journey.

Well like Julian I must be pretty "unlucky" too.

I've encountered everything on his list! Some of them things seem pretty standard on certain trains infact!

The only one I'm not totally in agreement with, would be:

"10) serve the most appalling beverages known to man from a rattly cart pushed by hilda ogden."

Don't tend to see the cart at all ;O)

 

[johnhunt]

i did london/manchester and back the other day. On the way back the train was one of those new virgin ones - alstrom I think. aside from going very slowly most of the time you could almost be on the tgv.

I sat in the quiet (Please do not make make any unnecesary noise)section so dutifully turned my phone off and did a little work. four guys sat opposite me and proceeded to have a very noisy picnic, at least one of them ate with their mouth open and made all the accompanying noises. this was stomach turning by the way. these guys chatted noisely for a couple hours then quietened down when a couple of them slept. Snooring their bloody heads off of course. they all stunk to high heaven as well.

ok what stopped me from finding out whether they could f***ing read or not and generally asking them to at least keep the noise down? I'm normally quite forward in situations like these as long as i don't think i'm going to get me head kicked in.

the thing that stopped me wasn't that they looked particularly heavy it was that they all appeared to orthodox jews. Why should that stop me sticking up for my self i don't know but it did. Maybe i should have got that copy of hfc after all

 

[Zoomer]

You are using hentai as a noun here, which is strange since it is an adjective.
TBH, I dislike manga and eromanga intensely (the steep decline the genre's popularity is cause for celebration IMHO). Sad nerds often insist on "reading" their comics on the train, frequently while they are jammed in under my armpit.
FWIW, I believe tentacle sex was a sub genre of the 'erotic" wood block print genre known as shun-ga that dates from when, I have no idea. The Edo period perhaps.
Interestingly, the ancient Greeks also had a thing about seafood and sex.

hmm sorry i'm not that hot on the usage of the word :S.

is it still called seafood when its alive and rapeing you? or is there some sort of ancient mars bar party :S