My girlfriends gone crazzzzzy! (long winded & personal)

If she has a nice rack - keep her.

If not - treat her like ****, have loads of meaningless sex, use her for your pleasure only and then get rid.

She will A) be more interested. b) be shocked that you are at last acting like any other 19yr old and C) stay around longer.

You will A) get your rocks off.

sorted
 
Well before I go putting anyone in my dust-bin (among the many cans of Guinness and soggy tissues) lets see if things can be sorted first 'eh? :p

I think most of you are right though its time we either talked seriously about this and did something to resurrect the problem or I have to realise the relationship is not working.

We have been together for about 1 year now so I suppose its getting kind of serious and if she doesn't want that then she could be trying to push me away. Perhaps she doesn't even know why she is doing it.

I find it hard to meet new people I get on really well with though, most people seem to think I am a little 'odd' :confused: :cool:

Alright ZeroGain put me in touch with a hot 18-20 year old girl who loves music & hi-fi!!
 
Tenson you are not odd, you are 19. You are normal.

You have a girlfriend, although it pains you she is a mentalist who does not want to go steady anymore.

Phone her this evening and say the relationship is not working and you think its best they finish. No doubt because you are young, you have thought long and hard about all the things you want to say, perfectly articulated in your mind, your scathing tongue would be amazing. No doubt you have thought how she would feel if you were dead, how you can keep it together and how you would like to give her a piece of your mind. Trust me it never works, you blurt something out that means nothing, she says 'whatever' then she bins you and you feel like ****.

don't bother, just phone her, sober and tell her its over.

If you feel the relationship can be rescued, ask yourself if you would spend the rest of your life with her, knowing what you know after one year.

You are not in love mate, you are coming to the end of a relationship, get rid and start clubbing.
 
Bin her you know you want to.. Although I do have to temper that as if she has great bangers she mght be worth hangng onto for a bit!!!
 
I've been married for 16 years,since I was 23, so I can offer some advice.

Have a beer.
 
Tenson said:
I find it hard to meet new people I get on really well with though, most people seem to think I am a little 'odd' :confused: :cool:

Alright ZeroGain put me in touch with a hot 18-20 year old girl who loves music & hi-fi!!
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Tenson, just because you can't find anyone else (and I'm sure you will), that doesn't mean you stick with her.

Sounds like a bit of mutual using going on. Both of you wanting someone, but perhaps not specifically each other?

Try and sort it. Things take some work. However, you have to decide when it's too much work.

Maybe it's time for you to both be single and sort your individual **** out though.
 
Saab said:
I've been married for 16 years,since I was 23, so I can offer some advice.

Have a beer.
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Reminds me of one of the better Andy Capp strips: a young man approaches Andy about his releationship troubles, Andy takes him to the pub and has him order a couple of pints. When the young man has his beer before him, Andy asks:

Right, son, here's your solution, now what's your problem?
 
Tenson said:
Well before I go putting anyone in my dust-bin (among the many cans of Guinness and soggy tissues) lets see if things can be sorted first 'eh? :p
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Oh dear...that bad is it...hurhur!

Tenson said:
Alright ZeroGain put me in touch with a hot 18-20 year old girl who loves music & hi-fi!!
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WTF!! How you manage that! Where are they all!?
 
Heavymental said:
Oh dear...that bad is it...hurhur!



WTF!! How you manage that! Where are they all!?
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I think it was a request.
 
Heavymental said:
Oh dear...that bad is it...hurhur!



WTF!! How you manage that! Where are they all!?
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Actually I meant soggy from blowing my nose :p

It was indeed a request! I don't think a person can literally be 18-20 years old :D
 
I think she wants to experiment with the same sex......................

Go for an older woman, when I was 21 I had a fling with a 32 yr old, t'was great, pretty meaningless but great. Im older and more mature now; any other fit 18-20yr olds going spare??
 
Get yourself a young sweet and submissive chinese lady ;)
 
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T-bone Sanchez said:
Best thing you can do with a woman is just sit and listen
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Yes. Remember to nod a few times to show you're interested, and keep a nail in your shoe to stop yourself from nodding off.

Women like to talk. A lot. They don't mean half of what they say, and most of the time are just looking to vent.
 
No offence mate, but she seems like your stereotypical late teen/early 20's girl with lots of insecurity. There is unfortunately no way to get around this, other than look like Brad Pitt, in which case you could do what you like :D Either you roll over every time (in which case she'll get bored with you), or argue every time and end up being stressed. I'd tell her how beautiful she is, special compared to other girls, and how she is much prettier than all her friends. Then shag her every night for a fortnight giving her incredible sex, and then don't ring her for a month. Then she'll be in love with you and will ignore all your faults :D
 

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