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    analoguekid Planet Rush

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    Does anyone remember the Nylon y fronts that your mum bought for you in the early 70's, put some of them on sit on heated volvo seat wait till they've melted and stuck to your piles, then just haul them off quickly complete with Piles :)
     
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    Y fronts
    best in yellow with brown piping:)
     
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    Yep thems the ones although i had a baby blue pair :)
     
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    My favourite Y-fronts were light brown with dark brown piping. Easy on the skidmarks when you were 6
     
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    penance Arrogant Cock

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    strange, i always found skid marks more prominent the older i got, due to realising the singular pleasure of forcing one out i reckon.
     
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    I find skid marks and my wife incompatible. When she started to refuse to pick my boxers up, I had to moderate my behaviour
     
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    Arse....





























    Had to get that one in for post no. 600
     
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    penance Arrogant Cock

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    A lil trick, turn yer shreddies inside out. Then wifey will pick them up and inspect the outside thinking it is the skid catchment zone. TaDa, you can now enjoy one of mans finest gifts again;)
     
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    penance, surely though if you are an accomplished guffer your skids will go al the way through. or is that just me shitting myself again?
     
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    penance Arrogant Cock

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    Farts should NOT be lumpy;)
     
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    so i'm doiing it all wrong then. no wonder my ex left....
    cheers


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    God there's nothing worse than someone who follows through. One of my (ex)mates once shat himself going over a speed bump. I've not been in a car with him since
     
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    penance Arrogant Cock

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    :shame:
     
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    What you've shat yourself on a speed hump too. You go down in my estimation. I find women find that sort of behaviour not very pleasing
     
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    not on a speed bump, no
     
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    analoguegirl likes to wear them thong things, wonder what it looks like when they follow thru' do they just get two half shites neatly bisected length waysdown the middle?
     
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    I wish Mrs Summit was a fan of the thong things
     
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    Priceless :D :D :D :D :D
     
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    God knows I've bought her enough of them
     
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    analoguekid Planet Rush

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    God loves a trier, but ladysummit doesn't, why not get her to put them on and then tell her how they make her bum look MUCH smaller!

    No come to think of it she'd then accuse you of saying that her bum looked fat without them, bloody women you can never win.
     
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