REL Quake

[penance]

Micheals cheeswire and WM's soldering iron.
Did consider merlin's sharp wit, but that seemed a tad to caustic sometimes

 

[julian2002]

best place for merlins sharp wit is up his own arse not someone else's.

 

[analoguekid]

Class lads pure class,(the merlin bit)

 

[penance]

Julian
To remove piles, one does not need to enter the arse, merely rim around the outside.

 

[analoguekid]

Julian
To remove piles, one does not need to enter the arse, merely rim around the outside.

Just for a second a picture formed in my mind, a caped-pointy-hatted Mini merlin flying around between your but cheeks on a quidditch stick :spank:

 

[penance]

oh
puleese!

 

[merlin]

Julian
To remove piles, one does not need to enter the arse, merely rim around the outside.

Good Job!

julian couldn't reach inside his own arse with a four foot pole attached to his arm!

 

[penance]

 

[julian2002]

penance,
i've never had butt grapes so i don't know but as you thought piles were connected to your liver at one point i'll not be taking medical advice from you. thanks all the same.

ak,
shouldn't that mini quiddich stick be a mini soddering iron instead
cheers


julian

 

[penance]

Julian, i didn't say that, i only asked James to do a private arse job for me. I didnt know he specialised in alcoholics

 

[julian2002]

merlin,
i'm actually proud of the fact i can't shove my arm up my arse. it sounds like the contrary is true for you by your comment.
cheers


julian

 

[julian2002]

penance,
it doesn;t matter what you said i could pull some damning comment out of my arse (if i could reach) and because this is the rel quake thread it wouldn't be out of place.

 

[merlin]

merlin,
i'm actually proud of the fact i can't shove my arm up my arse. julian

Must have a fair few decomposing ferrets lodging in there then or a very understanding friend.

 

[penance]

Ive seen Julian doing it, with aplume. SO he lies, he can and does stick his arm up his arse, past the elbow.
Although he did say he had constipation and was working it out.

 

[analoguekid]

merlin,
i'm actually proud of the fact i can't shove my arm up my arse. it sounds like the contrary is true for you by your comment.
cheers


julian

I find that I can get my arm as far as need to clean my arse, never been proud of it though. Julian can your arm stretch far enough to mop up the dribbles off yer chin, and if not should we congratulate you?

 

[julian2002]

merlin,
as i can't shove my hand up there. how am i going to get a ferret up there. unlike your goatse-esque rear end any wandering mamal would find it extremely difficult to enter my rusty sherifs badge.

 

[analoguekid]

Ive seen Julian doing it, with aplume. SO he lies, he can and does stick his arm up his arse, past the elbow.
Although he did say he had constipation and was working it out.

Was his arm brown?, only 3 ways I can think that would make your arm brown, suntan, paint, and swift removal from arse.

 

[julian2002]

ak,
wiping is no problem its self anal fisting which i'm not able to do which has never really been a problem as i've never had the inclination.

andy,
i have bran muffins and prunes in my diet so i don't get bunged up maybe you were hallucinating or maybe dreaming.

 

[merlin]

I was under the impression that they liked big dark places Julian. Or is it that you never get off oyur arse long enough for anything to creep in?

Besides which, any of god's creatures would run for cover when you crank up that Naim amp

 

[analoguekid]

ak,
self anal fisting which i'm not able to do QUOTE]

How is it better with a partner?