Women

IMHE, the trouble with wimmin' is they have a built-in 'madness gene' which seems to kick in heavily when then reach their mid-thirties

The worst manifestation seems to be if they have been divorced and have children

I am 48 and currently running a 1976 vintage model with no accessories

If I last that long, it looks like I will be looking to trade in by 2012!

 

This could be me, except that the numbers would read 24, 20 and 17.

 

Any of them single?

 

hey, they don't even have to be single...I'm not!

 

29. 30 in December

Dom,
Taking it as it comes with the new girl. After a year of sulking, going "on the pull" and such, she seems like a good laugh. 18. only 4'11. Amazing bright blue eyes, and cute as ****! Sort of a Thora Birch thing going on.

Best way to get a girl......... alcohol.

 

He he he - if you think I'm reading a book or methods you're very much mistaken! And as for tone - stuff that, I'm 6ft3 and 11st3oz-11st11oz (variable) - I don't need to tone. I cycle to work so my legs are fine.

As I say, I'll NEVER read some crappy book on how to pull. If women can't accept me for being me then sod 'em.

I'm always in constant shock at how so many people HAVE to be with someone, even if they loathe that situation. What's so scary about being single? I've done it for 29 years 11 months, minus 7 months give or take. Sod making myself ill over some lame woman!

 

Dom, I think you are possibly the only person I know who has been single longer than I have. What really narks me off, is that women keep asking how have I not got a girlfriend, telling me I'm decent looking and have a good personality, then they go bugger off with someone else... cant win!

 

I've been fiercely independent since the age of 5, and will NOT go out with someone just for the sake of going out with someone. My ex was the lesson I learnt on THAT one!

Plus I'm really shy - so that's my excuse. When it's meant to happen it will - it ain't a race

 

Start collecting sposors for your naked run, police may be more forgiving if its for a good cause

 

If you think I'm doing the run, then you've got another thing coming! I'm determined to sort it out (briefly) before December!!

Besides, I've managed to blag a pair of pants as the only garment (barring shoes) so I *don't* get arrested!

 

I also live alone, was forced to do so at first through a bust up with the long term girlfriend, didnt like it at first but now I do. I can have everything the way I want it and dont have to worry about hifi/speakers getting knocked etc. Its made me selfish I think, and I wouldnt move a woman in here for all the tea in china.

The girlfriend I bust up with decided she wanted me back when she saw I was getting on with my life instead of crumpling, so she has her house and I pop over on weekends to get my washing done etc and thats the way its going to stay

I find life much less stressfull this way.