REL Quake

Funny how it's the SMELL people remark on after exposure to Sonus Faber don't you think Dev

 

I believe the leather in a Jaguar Diesel smells quite nice, but we'd all rather have the sound of a V12 wouldn't we

 

motorbikes!

 

I reckon there is a marketing opportunity here, imagine how the Sonus Flabber Wave Radio finished with real wood and leather would appeal to discerning housewives!

 

So its those tight Barivain leather shorts eh Andy?, secret leg slapping sessionsat the local blue oyster bar and wanking racers on symonds yat at 4 in the morning, I See Penence, you purvy toad

 

damn
I been sussed
innit!

 

PS
I like Symonds Yat!

 

The prosocution rests, M'lud

 

IIRC the SF's have imitation leather, not what proper pervs would go for.

 

see what I mean? that is the sort of colourful language that smilies erradicated,they killed the art of expression

 

Brother Paul, I must correct you on a most erroronious outrage perpitraited by your goodself, Audio Nirvania starts at Level 27, please correct it now

 

Yeah some kinda computer thingy on front end GIGO I haven't heard it either and it's pure shite.

 

Can't correct WM not real leather (although I expect Ant' will be allong to argue the toss) I have read that its not leather and lets face it that's why the brother merlin won't have them as it's not the same willy waving in front of textured cotton backed vinyl, only real leather or PVC (and copiuos amounts of talc) will do, sacrilage to the brotherhood but cannot contain my vow of silence any longer.

Looks like a visit from father JU JU is imminent due to my blasphemous outburst......., please Ju,........NO,....NO,.....Not the wire brush and dettol again, why do I have to allways scrub my mouth out after penance has treated his Heamar, heamm,hemaahhro, piles with it.

 

Look can we agree this is a smiley free zone. I'm just wondering how Mr P rides his bike with Heamaroids. Surely the act of sitting on such a small seat causes irritation.
And here's another thing I'll have PVC over leather anyday, especially when it's shiney and oily and and aand ..................dribbles away from the computer

 

penance is a masochist this explains, the bike riding, the grapes and his ownership of meadowlarks.

ak, i've got a new treat in store for you - an angle grinder and sulphuric acid.
cheers


julian

 

Ill have you all know that my piles make an excellant vibration absorber when riding.

I may try resting my TT on them, after some cleaning.
AK - i need that wire brush and detol before you infect it with your mouth germs!

 

Had to get a new brush anyway Penance havee you been cleaning your leathers with it?.

Ju had to get it done and we are kinda sophisticated up here, not into cutting edge tech like you down Sarf but made do with dremmel, couldn't decide on bottle of Oleum or bottle of buckfast, so decided which would do less damage and went with the acid.

 

Right lads here you go, a definitive cure for piles.....

Take 1 Black and Decker drill complete with grinding attachment, place in hands of trusted person, bend over and touch toes. Assistant should apply grinding paste to buttocks. Grit teeth whilst grinding takes place. Apply acid after grinding. I guarantee piles will be gone

 

How can you guarantee it Lord?, how much experience do you have as a sufferer or an "assistant"?

Edit, NOT THAT I NEED ANY ASSISTANT, just curious.