>>> Markus, I'm just attempting to defend the LP12 against what I perceive as a completely 'leftfield' attack, rather similar to the outlandish theories he has about Mana stands. Nothing is perfect in life, not the LP12, and not even Jason's or your preferred turntables. They may well be better than an LP12 in certain ways, I don't know, but to suggest that the LP12 suffers from audible wow & flutter seems to me to be the, er, minority view at best. Maybe Jason's LP12 was broken in some way - who knows?
Bub,
<whispers>Markus agrees</whispers>
I am sure Alex will be glad to be told he is so suggestible. I have actually suggested to him that jabbing himself repeatedly in the eye with a sharp stick while listening is the only way to hear the problems with the LP12. Oh how we laughed when I visited him in hospital and he heard I was just joking. Its a lesson to us all.
>>> if a real-life hi-fi reviewer came and told me that my stands truncated certain parts of the notes, I guess I might hear that effect too.
Really? Blimey how often are you persuaded to change your windows? Actually I have a business proposition for you, it was sent to me this morning ...
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FOREIGN REMMITTANCE DEPT.
BANQUE INTERNATIONALE D'ABIDJAN
ABIDJAN, COTE D,IVOIRE
My Dear,
With due respect and huminity, I write to you this proposal.I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of Banque Internationale d'Abidjan . I am writing following the impressive information about you through my research in internet search.In my department, we discovered an abandoned sum of U.S$11.5 USdollars (Eleven million, five hundred thousand US dollars) . In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his
entire family in november 1997 in a plane crash.
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come forward and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines and policies but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died along side with him at the plane
crash leaving nobody behind for the claims. It is therefore upon this discovery that I and other officials in my department now decided to make this businness proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming forth and we dont want this money to go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed
Bill.
According to our Banking policies and guideline here which stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after seven years, the money will automatically be transfered into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.
We agree that 15 % of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a
foreign account,5 % will be for reimbursement of any expenses incured during the curse of the transaction and 80 % would be for me and my colleagues. There after I and my colleagues will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.
Therefore to enable the immediate trnansfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easier and effective communication and location where the money will be remitted .
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application. I will not fail
to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of
fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer . You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter.
Trusting to hear from you immediately.
Yours faithfully,
FROM: DR.RUBEN KWASI
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Cheers
Jason