Who's got the biggest???

haha u just cant win can u cookie?

except for me and my fungus fish. u just cant take that away from me :D
 
actually it's more like ..

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so we'd all buy "hifi top trumps" then ?
 
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You've all beaten me on bikes, but I don't care - my stock Specialized Hardrock is great for commuting (providing it's not going to piss it down later!).

I have the longest tongue out of you lot (probably) - I'm not quite in guy-from-Kiss territory but I can easily pick my nose with it :) Not that I show THAT to the ladies, but they love the lengh ;)

I've also had 28 permanent teeth removed and still have 30 in my head - beat that. Some of the teeth included REAL thangs (and I've drunk someone else's blood) - here's the proof (of the teeth that is!):
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Bo Selektah!!!

Oh - and I have NOW 8 and NOW 9 on CD - that's about 120 quid on Ebay at the moment. Total cost to me - 13 quid in 1993... Just wish I could find NOW 4.

I also have the first ever CD Single - Brothers in arms. dIRE sTRAITS have a lot to answer for ;)
 
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Originally posted by bottleneck
haha u just cant win can u cookie?

except for me and my fungus fish. u just cant take that away from me :D
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we used to have fout tropical albino frogs. One went funky and fungal. Started loosing skin and the other three slapped him about. So perhaps a draw on the fungal stakes..... howerver, where as yours is "ill" our frog jumped to it's death! Out of the tank past the dog and half way across the living room! Put him back in water (they live unser water, not like your standard pond frog that does a bit of both) but he didn't pull through!

My suicide frog claims your goldfish title too! :D

Oh, and I remember years ago a friend had a fish. Not sure what, looked like a fat black goldfish. It had a growth on the side of it's head. He told me it had be born with its brai on the outside.

I believed him.

I looked stupid.
 
Originally posted by technobear
Hmmm! Must be an echo. 7_V said the same thing not five minutes ago :rolleyes:

:D
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must be an echo........ warren acknowledged he'd been beaten already ;) :p :p
 
Originally posted by My name is Ron
There is nothing exceptional about my hifi kit. Total cost new, including TT, probably just scrapes over £1000. Power ratings are decidedly average. The knobs are unexceptional, either way. The wires are all of a medium thickness. All drivers are average sized. The rack is neither short nor tall. The speakers stands are possibly a little on the low side, but nothing to be too concerned about. Their drivers are pretty standard. My living room is rectangular in shape, the acoustics acceptable. I have around 200 vinyl LPs, probably twice as many CDs. Fair to middling, really. My bike is ordinary, we have an ageing piano and some bongo drums, and no car. The dimensions of my penis, length and girth, are utterly normal.

None of this makes me feel inadequate. Nor do I feel any need to brag. I have no inclination to big it up, as modern parlance might have it. I am perfectly content.

All of which makes me the most rounded person here. :p
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funniest post of the thread award?

Good work trooper :D
 
cant find any picture of mine :(

nice guitars btw. I really like the picture at the back aswell. What is it?

Cheers
Chris
 
I really like the picture at the back aswell. What is it?
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Its called Gorge and is by Susan Conroy. I liked it immediately I saw it and was sufficiently drunk on free wine at the private view to stick some cash downââ'¬Â¦

Tony.
 
I've got the stupidest dog. It's killed three pairs of speakers in the last years, it thinks aliens live in them and that they send out flies in order to make reconaisance. So he chases the flies and when they head for the high ground he goes and attacks the speakers, knocking them over and destroying the casework (floorstanders) or knocking them off their stands. What a muppet.
Besides I must have the biggest knob I feel able to drive a Skoda:D
 
Originally posted by chris.gally
Dom - Are those really teeth???
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Yep - I have them in a jar at home, along with a plaster cast of my top set, pre-brace. I've got Nance-Horan syndrome, and barring eyesight, backpain, high metabolism (so no fat!), and bent fingers/toes, I also have "supernumery" teeth - ie, too many. I had 19 permanents out in 1985, another 7 in 1987 (all of which in that photo), one more in 1989, and a BIG rear tooth out last year (I have an image but can't find it!).

This is me one year after the first op - gappy 11 year old:
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My molars are "mulberry" shaped, and my incisors are "screwdriver" shaped (due to above syndrome), so I've used them as staple removers, ringpull openers (pre finger nails - I've stopped biting them now!) and bottle openers amongst other thngs, although that's a bad move as I couldn't keep down milk when little, and due to the sheer number of teeth I had in my gob, all the ones I have left are wearing out due to lack of development space in the gums! I still have one waiting to come through AND one is coming through UNDER my tongue....

Rarity value? My ONLY chat up line is "I'm not one in a million, but one in one hundred thousand isn't so bad!" - he he he.

Nice basses there Tony - much nicer than my (sadly missed) Aria Pro II.
 

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